10 4 / 2014

keepcalmfightdirty:

Me jumping over puddles.

(via spammoskowitz)

05 3 / 2014

dopedev:

get yo weak ass off my blog fck nigga

dopedev:

get yo weak ass off my blog fck nigga

(Source: martu12, via but-that-was-last-month)

12 2 / 2014

(Source: kissingthetulips, via lulpeach)

31 12 / 2013

ask-starliner:

askprincessmena:

ask-violet-factory:

askjuicygossippony:

the-only-operator:

aphotic-harvester:

kortniisakuriboh:

himaruyeah:

swagacaust:

You think David Fucking Karp made Tumblr? No, he didn’t He stole the idea from this man. His name was Sebastian Karp, David’s older brother. Growing up Sebastian was the guy everyone loved and David was jealous. When Sebastian created Tumblr, David snapped. His jealousy got the best of him so he locked him in his room and set his room on fire. Sebastian survived but his whole body was severely damaged by the flames. He ran away of embarrassment. Nobody knows where he is. Rumor has it he still lurks at the Tumblr headquarters and unplugs the servers every now and then just for revenge. Sometimes that isn’t enough. There are bloggers who just randomly delete and disappear without a trace. He kidnaps them and tortures them like one of those Saw movies. He hates everyone who uses Tumblr almost as much as he hates his own face. Here’s a picture of him. Reblog it. If he sees this picture on your page, he won’t bother you out of fear of himself. If you don’t…well, you’ll be easy pickings for his revenge plot. 


…Did Tumblr just create it’s own Creepypasta?

I really hope so. This is good.

I approve so hard.

Omg I love it I hope Mr creepy pasta reads it

I’m real superstitious… no chance take

what happen to tumblr

Not taking any fucking chances O-O

ask-starliner:

askprincessmena:

ask-violet-factory:

askjuicygossippony:

the-only-operator:

aphotic-harvester:

kortniisakuriboh:

himaruyeah:

swagacaust:

You think David Fucking Karp made Tumblr? No, he didn’t He stole the idea from this man. His name was Sebastian Karp, David’s older brother. Growing up Sebastian was the guy everyone loved and David was jealous. When Sebastian created Tumblr, David snapped. His jealousy got the best of him so he locked him in his room and set his room on fire. Sebastian survived but his whole body was severely damaged by the flames. He ran away of embarrassment. Nobody knows where he is. Rumor has it he still lurks at the Tumblr headquarters and unplugs the servers every now and then just for revenge. Sometimes that isn’t enough. There are bloggers who just randomly delete and disappear without a trace. He kidnaps them and tortures them like one of those Saw movies. He hates everyone who uses Tumblr almost as much as he hates his own face. Here’s a picture of him. Reblog it. If he sees this picture on your page, he won’t bother you out of fear of himself. If you don’t…well, you’ll be easy pickings for his revenge plot. 

…Did Tumblr just create it’s own Creepypasta?

I really hope so. This is good.

I approve so hard.

Omg I love it I hope Mr creepy pasta reads it

I’m real superstitious… no chance take

what happen to tumblr

Not taking any fucking chances O-O

(via overloaded-orgasms)

08 9 / 2013

08 9 / 2013

  • 1: So how qualified do you think you are for the job, sir?
  • 2: Hella
  • 1: Welcome aboard

08 9 / 2013

(via gnarniia)

08 9 / 2013

octopusouji:

When you get an eyelash stuck in your eyeimage

(via allantruong)

06 9 / 2013

snlofficial:

kourtney looks like she was waiting all day for kim to ask a stupid question

(Source: keepingupwiththegifs, via pantsareunwelcome)

29 8 / 2013

dysphorism:

DO YOU EVER JUST

GET JEALOUS SO EASILY

LIKE NO 

THAT PERSON IS MINE

DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU

(via onlybabyyscars)