08 5 / 2014

vibrantforest:

naturepunk:

doggydayjob:

zooophagous:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

biologizeable:

mypatronusisnevillelongbottom:

1000-life-hacks:

It’s getting to that time of the year again. Please share this, you could save a life!

I literally have no problems with breaking a car window and holding on to a dog while I call the police if I see this shit.

And for the rest of the world:
On a 26°C day, SHADE = 32°C, SUN = 71°C

I will never understand why a) you take your dog shopping with you when nowhere allows dogs in anymore and b) you then just leave your dog in the car.Why?Fucking leave your dog at home.

If you do have to release a dog from a strangers car, be sure to hold onto it and don’t just let it run off either. That shit is dangerous.

If you see a dog in a car on a hot day, call the police or fire department to come get the dog. They take dogs in cars very seriously and will send out a car immediately. Breaking into a car with a distressed dog is a great way to get bitten.

DO NOT BREAK A CAR WINDOW AND LET THE DOG RUN FREE. This is a great way to get your ass sued, and, worse, puts the dog (and you) in danger. If you want to help the animals, use your common sense. Just call the police or the fire department and they will take care of the situation for you in a safe and responsible manner. Likewise, if the car is parked in a shopping center parking lot, go into the store and let an employee know. They can make an announcement over the intercom in an effort to notify the dog’s owner while you’re waiting for the authorities to show up.

"And for rest of the world" lol

vibrantforest:

naturepunk:

doggydayjob:

zooophagous:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

biologizeable:

mypatronusisnevillelongbottom:

1000-life-hacks:

It’s getting to that time of the year again. Please share this, you could save a life!

I literally have no problems with breaking a car window and holding on to a dog while I call the police if I see this shit.

And for the rest of the world:

On a 26°C day, SHADE = 32°C, SUN = 71°C

I will never understand why a) you take your dog shopping with you when nowhere allows dogs in anymore and b) you then just leave your dog in the car.
Why?
Fucking leave your dog at home.

If you do have to release a dog from a strangers car, be sure to hold onto it and don’t just let it run off either. That shit is dangerous.

If you see a dog in a car on a hot day, call the police or fire department to come get the dog. They take dogs in cars very seriously and will send out a car immediately. Breaking into a car with a distressed dog is a great way to get bitten.

DO NOT BREAK A CAR WINDOW AND LET THE DOG RUN FREE. This is a great way to get your ass sued, and, worse, puts the dog (and you) in danger. If you want to help the animals, use your common sense. Just call the police or the fire department and they will take care of the situation for you in a safe and responsible manner. 

Likewise, if the car is parked in a shopping center parking lot, go into the store and let an employee know. They can make an announcement over the intercom in an effort to notify the dog’s owner while you’re waiting for the authorities to show up.

"And for rest of the world" lol

10 4 / 2014

keepcalmfightdirty:

Me jumping over puddles.

(via spammoskowitz)

05 3 / 2014

dopedev:

get yo weak ass off my blog fck nigga

dopedev:

get yo weak ass off my blog fck nigga

(Source: walmartu, via but-that-was-last-month)

12 2 / 2014

(Source: kissingthetulips, via lulpeach)

31 12 / 2013

ask-starliner:

askprincessmena:

ask-violet-factory:

askjuicygossippony:

the-only-operator:

aphotic-harvester:

kortniisakuriboh:

himaruyeah:

swagacaust:

You think David Fucking Karp made Tumblr? No, he didn’t He stole the idea from this man. His name was Sebastian Karp, David’s older brother. Growing up Sebastian was the guy everyone loved and David was jealous. When Sebastian created Tumblr, David snapped. His jealousy got the best of him so he locked him in his room and set his room on fire. Sebastian survived but his whole body was severely damaged by the flames. He ran away of embarrassment. Nobody knows where he is. Rumor has it he still lurks at the Tumblr headquarters and unplugs the servers every now and then just for revenge. Sometimes that isn’t enough. There are bloggers who just randomly delete and disappear without a trace. He kidnaps them and tortures them like one of those Saw movies. He hates everyone who uses Tumblr almost as much as he hates his own face. Here’s a picture of him. Reblog it. If he sees this picture on your page, he won’t bother you out of fear of himself. If you don’t…well, you’ll be easy pickings for his revenge plot. 


…Did Tumblr just create it’s own Creepypasta?

I really hope so. This is good.

I approve so hard.

Omg I love it I hope Mr creepy pasta reads it

I’m real superstitious… no chance take

what happen to tumblr

Not taking any fucking chances O-O

ask-starliner:

askprincessmena:

ask-violet-factory:

askjuicygossippony:

the-only-operator:

aphotic-harvester:

kortniisakuriboh:

himaruyeah:

swagacaust:

You think David Fucking Karp made Tumblr? No, he didn’t He stole the idea from this man. His name was Sebastian Karp, David’s older brother. Growing up Sebastian was the guy everyone loved and David was jealous. When Sebastian created Tumblr, David snapped. His jealousy got the best of him so he locked him in his room and set his room on fire. Sebastian survived but his whole body was severely damaged by the flames. He ran away of embarrassment. Nobody knows where he is. Rumor has it he still lurks at the Tumblr headquarters and unplugs the servers every now and then just for revenge. Sometimes that isn’t enough. There are bloggers who just randomly delete and disappear without a trace. He kidnaps them and tortures them like one of those Saw movies. He hates everyone who uses Tumblr almost as much as he hates his own face. Here’s a picture of him. Reblog it. If he sees this picture on your page, he won’t bother you out of fear of himself. If you don’t…well, you’ll be easy pickings for his revenge plot. 

…Did Tumblr just create it’s own Creepypasta?

I really hope so. This is good.

I approve so hard.

Omg I love it I hope Mr creepy pasta reads it

I’m real superstitious… no chance take

what happen to tumblr

Not taking any fucking chances O-O

(via overloaded-orgasms)

08 9 / 2013

08 9 / 2013

  • 1: So how qualified do you think you are for the job, sir?
  • 2: Hella
  • 1: Welcome aboard

08 9 / 2013

(via gnarniia)

08 9 / 2013

octopusouji:

When you get an eyelash stuck in your eyeimage

(via laughcentre)

06 9 / 2013

snlofficial:

kourtney looks like she was waiting all day for kim to ask a stupid question

(Source: keepingupwiththegifs, via pantsareunwelcome)